I Have Neither the Time Nor the Crayons Funny Graphic T-Shirt

😂🖍️ I Have Neither the Time Nor the Crayons to Explain This to You!

Some things just shouldn't require a full explanation… and quite frankly, we're running low on patience AND crayons! 🤣

Our I Have Neither the Time Nor the Crayons graphic tee is perfect for sarcastic souls, teachers, coworkers, and anyone who has ever had to explain the obvious one too many times!

Featuring bold retro-inspired lettering, playful star accents, and crayon illustrations, this shirt is full of personality and attitude.

👕 DTF printed on a comfortable Gildan Softstyle T-shirt.

Perfect for casual days, work humor, running errands, or gifting to your favorite sarcastic friend who has officially run out of explanations! 🖤

The Deets:

✨ The Fit: Standard unisex sizing (S–5XL). Stay true to size for a classic fit, or size up 1–2 sizes for that cozy, oversized look. Peep the size chart in the photos for exact measurements!

✨ Made To Order: Jen designs ‘em, Brent presses ‘em. Please allow up to 14 days for us to work our magic and ship your order (this varies based on current stock).

✨ TLC: Wash inside out + cold water = happy shirt. Tumble dry on low heat and keep the iron away from the art!

✨ Exchanges: Love the shirt but need a different size? Message us within 7 days of delivery to start an exchange.

Please note: While we are happy to swap sizes, we do not offer refunds.