Embrace the glorious inevitable with this hilarious "I Never Dreamed I'd Become a Grumpy Old Man But Here I Am Killin' It" hoodie! The perfect blend of sarcasm and comfort, this cozy pullover is an ideal gift for the dad, grandpa, husband, or friend who has truly mastered the art of being a lovable curmudgeon.
Whether he's telling kids to get off his lawn or just needs some peace and quiet, this sweatshirt is his new uniform.
Every Hoodie is a collaboration—Jen designs, Brent handles the pressing
We use Gildan Unisex Heavy Blend 50/50 Hoodies.
They come in several different colors and are preshrunk and fit true to size.
Orders ship in up to 2 to 3 weeks depending on stock. If your garment doesn’t fit, no worries!
Just reach out within 7 days and send it back for an exchange. Heads up: we don’t do refunds, but we’ll make sure you get the right fit!
The Perfect Gift For:
Father's Day: A guaranteed laugh for the best dad or grandpa.
Birthdays: A unique and funny shirt for men of a certain age.
Christmas/Holidays: A cozy gift for the man who is difficult to shop for.
Retirement Parties: Celebrate his new official title!
Care Instructions
To keep this hoodie looking great:
Wash item inside out in cold water with like colors.
Tumble dry on low heat or hang to dry.
Do not bleach or dry clean.
Do not iron directly on the design.
Note: There are absolutely no refunds.