I Go Down Better Than Hawaiian Rolls On Thanksgiving T-Shirt

Rock this hilarious Thanksgiving tee that'll get laughs around the dinner table. Perfect for anyone with a sense of humor about the holiday's most beloved side dish, this comfortable cotton t-shirt combines witty wordplay with quality construction. Whether you're hosting, attending, or just surviving the festivities, wear your confidence with a grin. A conversation starter that proves you've got jokes as good as your appetite.

Every shirt is a collaboration—Jen designs, Brent handles the pressing

Our tees come in different colors and styles, with bleached ones made from a comfy 65/35 Poly/Cotton blend. They’re preshrunk and fit true to size.

Plain colors? Those are Gildan Softstyle, same cozy blend. Orders ship in 2 to 4 weeks depending on stock. If your tee doesn’t fit, no worries!

Just reach out within 7 days and send it back for an exchange. Heads up: we don’t do refunds, but we’ll make sure you get the right fit!