Funny Premature Ejaculation T-Shirt

Description

Why be late when you can be early? 🕒💨

Celebrate being the most punctual person in the room with our "Ahead of Schedule" tee. This shirt doesn't hold back—it’s designed for those with a bold sense of humor who aren't afraid to be the center of attention (for better or worse).

Whether you're looking for the ultimate gag gift or just want to stir the pot at your next get-together, this shirt delivers the punchline every time.

Sizing & Fit:Unisex 

Gildan Softstyle (64000).
Semi-fitted for a modern silhouette.
Tear-away label for added comfort.
Please see our size chart in the images for the perfect fit.

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. 
Do not iron directly on the graphic unless you want it to be "ahead of schedule" in peeling off!

All shirts are designed by Jen and pressed by Brent.

Sizing & Fit:  Unisex fit (runs true to size).  

For an oversized look, we recommend sizing up 1-2 sizes. 

Please refer to the size chart in the photos for exact measurements.

My current processing time for orders that will be shipped is up to
two weeks this varies with my stock.

Shirt won't fit? Exchange it for a new size.
Contact us within 7 days and mail it back to us.
We will be happy to exchange for a more appropriate size.

Note: There are absolutely no refunds.